On Friday, I paid $900 to have someone drill into my gums and put a screw in the hole. The dentist has the audacity to call this “dental implant surgery”. It should be called “gum torture”. The worst part is that they do this while you’re awake. They don’t even have the decency to put… Read more Can We Talk about How Fucking Barbaric Dentistry Is?
I’ve lived in NYC for 6 months now and I’m not sure how I feel about it. Sometimes when I’m walking along the city, I’ll see the trees of Central Park mixed with tall buildings and think that I have so much to see while I’m here. Then I’ll see dog poop smeared all over… Read more FOMO, Oh No!
Earlier this week, I was awoken at 1 AM by a loud buzzing sound. My first thought was, “Emergency broadcast. North Korea is bombing!” I jumped out of bed and looked out the window. It looked normal out. I thought my living room seemed foggy though. So I went to the door and looked out… Read more Emergency Blog Post: This Is Only a Test
NANOWRIMO stands for National Novel Writing Month. People all around the world spend the month of November trying to write 50,000 words of a novel. Throughout the month there are tears, chocolate, word sprints, and lots of bitching about how hard writing is. I love it. My NANOWRIMO profile says that I’ve participated for the… Read more NANOWRIMO is Upon Us
When my friend was in town a couple weeks ago, we went to see 1984 on Broadway. She’d heard about the torture scenes making people faint and throw up, so naturally, she wanted to go see it. We had decent seats in the back middle area. The play started off pretty jarring. They blind you… Read more Eating at Broadway Shows: Can You Fucking Not?
I have started and ended many blogs because I can’t stick to a theme. Every blog has to have a theme otherwise you’re just another person vomiting words on the internet. I tried to do book reviews, but having to write a review ruined books for me. And if something ruins books for me, it… Read more What’s the Theme?